25 Mar 10 - 31 Mar 10

Wednesday, March 31, 2010 10:42 AM

Hey everybody. I don't have much to say today. Transfers is April 7th and I can't wait to get out of the Spanish Program. I haven't taught the gospel in so long that I forgot how to teach. When I try to teach now, it's completely random and I do it without the Spirit. My companion thinks I'm going to stay in the Spanish Program and he claims it's "revelation." But I've long since learned that what he thinks doesn't really mean much.

Just to let you know if anyone asks, "Why don't you just have comp inventory?" Comp inventory only works if the other party is willing to listen. I've had three and nothing's changed except for me.

Anyways, Conference! I only got tickets to see Priesthood Session and I'm not trying too hard to see the other ones. I can see why a lot of people here just don't care to watch it in person. Me, I have certain goals in my life. One of them was to watch Conference. Last October, I saw every single session (except for the Relief Society one). Now I'm thinking, "Been there, done that, what's next."

So far, I still need to eat a Krabby Patty and sit on a golden toilet. I'm a high dreamer, eh?

Here's my list:
See Heavenly Father
Write a best seller
Get married
Get a license
Get a college degree
See conference
Go on a mission
Go to EFY
Get my Eagle Scout
Do stand up comedy
Eat a Krabby Patty
Sit on a golden toilet
Go through every single temple
See the seven wonders of the world
Touch every single continent
Solve world hunger (tell no one)
And various other things

Of course some of them I can't do or aren't actually possible, but that mean I won't try.

Other than that, I have no idea what to talk about. There's only about a handful of people who ever ask me anything and I just reply to them in emails. But seeing as my hump day is April 14th, it's no surprise that the letters and the emails have started to wind down. That means I get more time to not write to everybody, which is fine with me.

So hope everyone takes care of themselves. I can actually make any threats if you don't because I can't back up anything I say. The church is true. It's snowing outside. God bless.